first things first i’m a princess
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
I didn’t want to do this. I didn’t want to tempt you guys any further. But i can’t not share this picture. Ya feel me?
Again, yesterday was my birthday, so I drew whatever I wanted.
I wanted this really really bad.
Still reading Book 7, no spoilers.
A single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
how many of us, as children, have had creeping thoughts of “i think i have a crush on somebody of my own gender” or “i wish i were another gender” and dismissed them so swiftly and so effectively because those ideas were unnatural and unconscionable that they never had the chance to grow into our identities? how many more of us, when finally told from childhood that queerness is a real and good option, will be queer and love it?
I once told a joke about a straight person.
They came after me in droves.
Each one singing the same:
Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.
Do not fight fire with water.
Do not fight fire with foam.
Do not evacuate the people.
Do not sound the alarms.
Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.
Do not barricade the door with damp towels.
Do not wave a white flag out of the window.
Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.
Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.
Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.
Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.
When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.
What they mean is: Stand and burn."
Don’t judge a book by its cover, HA, more like buy the same book four times because they keep coming out with prettier and prettier covers.
did i ever tell you i’ve got a thing for b r u n e t t e s ?